Dissociated Press, Wilngefluru-on-Zyne, Muguary 28, Blobe-Year 209,109 of the Nyctophloon Calendar:

Today Eisensubramanian Sninglefort Radipans and Corporal C. J. Mloodfoord performed a sting on a series of Objectivist Memetics sweatshops in Snorglesbury. The kingpins would import high caste academics and other thinking persons (both sentient and sapient) from Mlanstruntistan, Dynmoe and Raldzunctria and force them to write ridiculous postmodernist prose and analysis for nothing (three wonzlos sterling a month!)

The conditions of the workers were found to be inhumane: Lunatic robotic rats were found to infest the gutters, feeding on the scraps of paper and electroradiographic emanations from the steam-driven computers on which the workers were forced to toil. The machines have been impounded and are currently being recycled at the District Computologist's recycling station/ Memetic purification tanks. The machines were brought in truckloads and scanned to see if there were any idiotic ideas.

The People's Thought Freedom Purity Party objects to this kind of heavy handed sterilization of ideas before the populace can think about them cogently and perform reasoned discussion on them.