Friday, December 25, 2009

shims

Dr. Obsequiousnostrils F. Degravitatingwaspbrains has a new theory. It consists of three thousand pages of incomprehensible material. He's had various theories in the past, such as the Spotted-Tendrils theory, and the Broiled-Octagon theory. His theories are nearly always wrong in some important respect. For instance, his Attacking-Lemons theory, which was two thousand pages long, is completely undone by some early assumptions that it makes: lemons are not capable of self-motion, nor are they animals.

1 comment:

Jérôme Chauvet said...

You went on so far to the East of nothingness, man of India. I have had those eyes of mine in these words of yours, found pros against and cons for them... I came, despite the first fuzzyness about them, across meanings. They, in the end, rose up in that mine of mind... upps, mind of mine (I was at the time inventing some inner Universe, I exchanged letters by neurally confusing me). You and these daily spontaneous creations of yours amazed that brain of mine. Pleased and glad to discover math and words layed on same bed? I surely am ! May they mate for ever throughout your bloggings!... Hold on. That brain of yours makes it fine... Not a single soul understood your geometrical sing, your algebraic flow?... Now, this is no longer true, at least up to two.