Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Smarmy Wolbrutt

The paper Challenges to the Sex-Glasma of Rhunthipgen Racastagelder will not be published in this week's edition of Smarmy Wolbrutt. Instead, a thirty minute interlude of stroboscopic laser light will be typeset by the firm Havvafar, Schlrellen, & Congry in between pages 23 and 24. Instead of page 30, there will be a misprinted, upside down advertisement for Hfeff Bath Purity Crystals (now with Flovvoproteins!) indicating that pharmaceutical formulations of Hfeff Bath Purity Crystals can now be purchased at your local apothecary for two drachms a dram, or a millishekel per liter, depending on your province or borough's local exchange rate. Also, in this edition, Lillian Van Aauldungfrepst writes an editorial condeming the practice of ferrolugubrious vonnop-toddling as practiced by the shortshoreman of the Green Wharf, suggesting that their appetite for hypermagnetic scullion points and flushed grollings might make the shipping containers more prone to the Helvetica scenario. There will be poetry by Zrullnipa Van Astgronne, a pithy diatribe by Vunculo F. Snorbins about the sad state of polydielectric zener tetrodes in the weird industries, several news reports from the current front in the war in Old Mlollopf, as well as reports of successful Mlollopfi refugees in Screllings and Frenns district, Vorset, in their Mlollopf cuisine shops selling laser marinated halal vronk meat. All in the next edition of Smarmy Wolbrutt, available at reputable local newssellers.

1 comment:

Einstein's Brain said...

I am not sure what you are talking about. I do find it interesting though.