The purported (and most likely illegal) synthesis of an abnormal number by The Zelar Francis St. Robilliard for Absurd Numerics in Jezzy City, Old Colorado was reported to the St. Germanium News yesterday by an anonymous correspondent. Many laboratories, both licensed and not, have been seeking to synthesize abnormal numbers for some time now, ever since Jacopi Martin predicted that there was a number of diseases an abnormal number might be able to offer substantially more than palliative care. In particular, Wordbeng's Darned Thorny Psycheneurephrenia and Gossat's Pernicious Spleenosis would be completely cured with low molality solutions of abnormal numbers in saline. The same anonymous source reported that a test rabbit had been successfully cured of Lepine Polyfluorosis of the Gland of Martindale by an injection of similar composition.
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