Wednesday, November 01, 2006

of primates, gadolinium, lambda calculus, and category theory.

"Today's information session consists of a Refrectory with Laboratory exercises about the development of category theory and the lambda calculus as functions of distance from the galactic nuclei and ambient spatial gadolinium content for primate species over a 4.7 megahauve span. The Refrectory Speaker is a Postorbinate Glossal Intelligence n-12-hibisquan Nhoeteraume."

"We will be sampling cosmoses from what I like to call the fifth immersive thylakoid, in particular the lamination consisting of the grana S1240 through S1245, and in particular the P700 group, conjugated by a unitary sheaf-preserving Grassbane transformation. This should be a representative subsample of all primate evolution tracks for you to derive any particulars of any primate evolution track you encounter outside this subsample. Display the first slide, please. This is the Whovemerth-Crarymongle function in 45d space. It's an inverse derivation/imaging of the global cosmic topologies which primates in these strata first generate when they produce theories of general gravitational relativity, as a function of distance from galactic nuclei. Slicing off the upper Rhemnosis subspace, we get a simple seven dimensional function which takes as arguments the distance from all galactic nuclei within one and one half quemqwhents , since general topological terms tend to exhibit a highly cancelling character: that is to say, in such tiny slices of the universe as represented in primate brains, the global topology of the universe inhabited is not known, and because of that we can slice a two dimensional subspace off, leaving us with a five dimensional function. Dealing with this tiny section of the Whovemerth-Crarymongle function, we topologize, compose an indranet, foliate, execute rhombohedral tathatadhyana, and then percept. It is found that the development of category theory by itself is proportional to one third of sine of the square of the absolute quantity of gadolinium within a cubic unit of space normed for the local topothety, multiplied by a constant of proportionality, multiplied by the inverse fifth power of the distance of the associated star from a given galactic nucleus, multiplied by the inverse seventh power of the major mass component of the center, and so on and so forth, full apprehension of the formula now exuding itself in your sensoria. When perception of the development of lambda calculus is entered into the froth, we see that the development of lambda calculus is strongly correlated to the amount of gadolinium, even more so than the development of category theory. This relates to the development of computational machines and their phenomenal impact on primate civilizations. Now, for some important edge cases: long orbits around globular clusters: if a primate civilization manages to be part of a stable manifold of a globular cluster with a long orbit time, then there is a reduction of the vave ossars, and consequently different computational substrates are available than are available on monosolar planetary systems. In particular, gadolinium is found to inhibit some of the typical developmental thresholds for magnetic reasons, and abundance/filtration cost reasons. Questions so far?"

The Refrectory recognizes Whelmnor Raynaus, a Miltefort 4 Quondleplornge. "What about cases of subhybrid galactic collisions on the development of laminar sheaf yoga on long-strategy primate civilizations?"

Nho: "In the Grazier-Walsh image of the previously stated function, we see that such civilizations usually reach the point that they attempt to engage in species wide tathatadhyana level quantum computation on worlds with high probability of destruction but extremely low probability of escape. On those worlds which do manage to develop laminar sheaf yoga, the survival probability is increased roughly seven hundredfold. Otherwise it's the death throes of yet another misconcieved coherent system. Next."

The Refrectory recognizes a Glial Intelligence, n-19-bisphenidate/fundamental group of milnor's cottage cheese/Twarve: "What is known about the Synphreny conjecture with respect to internal scission?"

Nho:"Ah! A good question. There's a terrible amount of information about it but there's insufficient concentration in the local slice to answer that. The Synphreny conjecture, in short, states that there is a typical deferential eddy-set produced by lambda calculus in nuclear-force-war-weary primates in the Shoenve-4 isothrenolic base-space. The difficulty is that the answer involves a heptamer reduction tathatadhyana which is not available in the current context, therefore the answer I can give is that the answer is not available in the current context in a way that would be meaningful to the listeners of the lecture. I can give you an answer, but it won't be meaningful to you. Shall I do that?"

"Yes please" bespeaketh Twarve.

Nho: "Isemverne's balalaika twinkled on the summer's eve. Avast, me hearties, the cardiac echo of Grothendieck's lymph nodes echoes not within the temple of the sumner pellis. Cloyingly I reduce thy yarns to catarrhine glee. Inspect this mellifluent symbiot, praxis notwithstanding I lost my arpeggio in a blender. Tell me, dost the grin glee bestir within thee? A trance swerved, colliding with the monkey. Manifold protrusions guided our melodies on the winter's massage of my nostrils. Orbilescent adaptors echoed gracelessly the conturition of my mathengue. I knew knot the summaries of seasons, the piebald attacks of Sphere directors. My conflict misbegotten, my aspergillium lost a spoke, my mendacious alpaca-robot. I swung heartily on the sensational froth, seeking not a plenitude of replies or a methodical exegesis of my current relations and interactions. Ploys and plans and partingalgues stoked my fury in thetical aspersions. I knew the greengrave and the arroyo-engine. Did not the sparkling blanguerts answer my officiers?"

utter silence.
Nho:"As I said, incomprehensible. Very interesting. But incomprehensible. Next?"

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